WHO ARE YOU STALKING?

Then we want you writing for us! That’s right, you can write your own Google Stalking story and then we’ll post it. Cheese and crackers! All you have to do is submit your Google Stalking story. Easy, right? Yeah! If you’re not totally embarrassed by your Google Stalker story, then you can have one whole backlink, as well! How’s dem apples? Sweet, right? Yeah! (All I have to do is figure out how to give you a backlink, but I should be able to. I’m smart!) However, your Google Stalking story should be so downright embarrassing you should not want a backlink. No, you should want no reputation-defiling breadcrumbs leading back to you. We want lurid, people!

What exactly is a Google Stalking story? It’s a story of how you searched online at Google for someone and what you found out about them. Read some of the stories on this site if you’re still not sure. We don’t want stories of how you found out the square root of Pi by using Google. That’s Math Stalking and that’s way too weird. So let me ask you something, big eyes, why are you still reading this and not writing a Google Stalking story yet? Submit your Google Stalking story… Now! (<–Sorry for the exclamation point, but I felt you people need some extra persuasion.)