WHO ARE YOU STALKING?

You know those times when your feeling a bit lonely and even though your past relationships may have sucked, you think it may have been better than this bout of shame, and there’s this small voice in the back of your mind saying, what if……..Well, that was me, so I decided to Google my last two girlfriends. I’ve grown and changed so what if she had too? Maybe we can reconcile.

Anyways, Tonya is happily married and Melanee is engaged. I’m alone and looking them up on the computer. Ever see that movie “Good Luck Chuck?” Well, that’s what I felt like. On one hand, there was some sense of closure, but on the other hand, WTF? The only thing to rest my laurels on is that Tonya is married to some short, older, bald douchebag, and Melanee is marrying some dude that has his own World Of Warcraft fan site. Small victories = bigger ego. Anyways, I’m happy for them, but I’d rather be happy for me. Laurie’s next, but all I can find on her are some pictures of her half-naked dancing in a cage at a club in Detroit. Ah, Memories.