Hot For Teacher!
I stalked this teacher of mine, let’s call him George, though it’s not actually his name. I weeded through pages of irrelevant information about someone else with his name, until I found his home phone number, his street address, and a link that would allow me to email him. And yes. It is his phone number. I checked and I’m trying to stop calling! But once I started Google stalking him, I couldn’t stop. I was driven on by the power of infatuation! I went through Facebook and Myspace and Twitter and every other single site, trying to find anything related to him. I spammed people’s formsprings with questions about him. I walked by his house one time, and continually check his phone number…I have it memorized by now. My worst fear is I’ll get drunk and confess my love for him, and then not remember it the next day! And it will be really awkward and he’ll have to get a restraining order. In fact if he’s reading this, he probably knows who it is by now.
